Who to bantai — a guide
I’m sure regular blog readers are aware of Tengku Adnan’s statement with regards to bloggers and their lying tendencies. For those who aren’t, you can walk with these people:
Now, apart from saying that most unemployed bloggers are women (ah so, but are they hot or not?) and that they’re liars, he also allegedly said that these bloggers with incite the country as so:
“Malays will kill Chinese, Chinese will kill Malays, Indians will kill everybody else.”
Since we here at mentera.org are very helpful people, we have prepared a “kill matrix” so that the more cerebrally challenged among us will know where to target.
The matrix is to be read left-to-right. So, as you can see, I have faithfully translated Tengku Adnan’s (alleged) claim regarding the bloggers’ inclinations into a “visual” format, because a picture is worth a thousand words, plus minus one or two. If we are to expand on the matrix, we can see that the winners in all this are the Indians. Because one would presume that the Malays and the Chinese would bantai each other to oblivion while the Indians mop up the “dan lain-lain”. In order to keep things simple, I would assume that the Chindians, Melacins, Mamaks, Serani, Portugis, and other rojaks are all under Others. Also, the Mamaks cannot cheat and say that they’re Indians, ok. Unless your IC says you’re Indian and not bumiputera. I suppose you can side with the Indians if that’s the case.
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sleme
Friday, March 16th, 2007 at 15:07
Good one…still laughing at the ‘Kill Matrix’. The knee jerk reaction from the bloggers union is amazing…“Bloggers like to spread rumours, they don’t like national unity”, says Elizabeth Wong translating what the journalist in Sin Chew wrote, purportedly quoting the Minister. Of course there is no risk of misquoting here or of it being taken out of context or wrongly translated. Our journalists are never wrong are they.
Anyway back to “Bloggers like to spread rumours….” is this statement really a lie? With most information based on hearsay and what my second cousin’s son in law’s auntie’s gardener who works in the prime ministers house’ source of information that has been passed off as the TRUTH in all these self righteous blogger’s site. Is he really wrong in saying that?
What about the numerous ’satirical’ pieces in these self righteous united bloggers sites? Eveyone else is supposed to have a sense of humour so long as it is not at their expense. For fuck’s sake it is obvious that all women bloggers are not unemployed innit? (or is it?) Why get your panties twisted over tripe like that?
Another thing..(since I am on a roll) I think self righteousness went waaaay overboard in this statement in Elizabeth Wong’s blog…
“And to be going after Nila when her partner was killed in the Yogya Garuda tragedy only yesterday? Don’t you even have a heart? Weren’t you taught manners and etiquette in school or at home?”
Ehem, elizabeth, if I want to criticize someone, do I have to check with that person whether they are mentally able to accept the criticism before doing so? Which school of etiquette did you get this from. Get off your fucking moral high horse!!
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eda
Friday, March 16th, 2007 at 22:19
Yes, the whole thing is bloated to the point of being corny!
God bless you for setting up mentera.org - your tagline should be - where sanity is celebrated. Same goes for sipm folks.
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Dabido (Teflon)
Friday, March 16th, 2007 at 22:28
It’s a sad day for us Others. We lose as we have no one to kill! :-)
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Mydeen Aboo Backer
Saturday, March 17th, 2007 at 1:43
So mamak Mydeen kill who aah ? Never mind, if Mydeen is killed, please remember to change the underwear in the fish curry every two months. Use Byfords and Calvin Klein only.
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Mat Merah
Saturday, March 17th, 2007 at 10:28
Yenna thambi, idhu killing killing talk. Na keling ilek, na Malaysian wokay!
Rombu Nandri! Poytu Warren!
And now a word from our sponsors -the Tourism Ministry - Visit Malaysia Year 2007, 50 years of nationhood, and see the Tourism Minister put his foot in the mouth while we Malaysians kill each other for sport.
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Linda
Saturday, March 24th, 2007 at 10:48
Oy Sleme,
Shooting your mouth off with profanities is suppose to be cute? And you think it is humourous to slander women?
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Deeps
Friday, April 6th, 2007 at 14:27
Methinks your matrix has a slight error in it. The intersection of Indian and Indian should have a tick there. Then it would be just right. You see once everyone else is dead, the hindu indians, muslim indians and christian indians will have a go at it, and who knows, then just about all the indians would be dead too!! Then Singapore will just move in and take over. Hmmmm, a Singaporean plot you think?